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Hellhole – 2026

It has been….11 years since I last ran Hellhole 5M Trail Race by Derwentside Athletic Club. I may need a minute to adjust to that, even if you don’t. As this has always been a race that left an impression, it really doesn’t feel like it’s been that long. It’s come at a bit of a weird time for me in that we’ve had a lot of weekend commitments, and while I booked entry when I was feeling back on an exercise groove, the truth is I haven’t been in that groove since a week long training course in Edinburgh the back end of August really threw off the routine I was establishing, and combined with a change in all the gym class timetables to ones that don’t suit me, I haven’t really got it back.

We got home late last night from a visit to family in Preston, and I hadn’t even checked what time the race was starting to know how early I was going to have to RISE from my snug tube to face the morning. I was tired this morning, but I also, if I was honest with myself, knew that while I wasn’t bouncing out of bed with excitement at the prospect of my longest run in what is definitely year, I did want to Have Done It, and that meant showing up. So I did what any sensible person does – I made pancakes, and then went to the pub (for race registration only! Honest!).

It was a little surreal getting to the start line in Stanley (also not in the same place as last time I graced this one with my presence) – it has been a very long time since I had a race entry I actually turned up to, and I also wasn’t expecting to see anyone I know. I’d worn a plain black top instead of my Blackhill Bounders one, as while I have been a subbied member of the club continuously since first joining probably 13 years ago, I haven’t attended any club events in a long time and felt it was enough to be turning up representing myself today. As it happens, I did know a few familiar faces; it does make a difference having people to wave at as you pass on switchbacks or just at the start and finish.

I started at the back, plugged myself into an audiobook, and went for a pootle around the woods; because that must count as rest in some form! (My knees do not agree!). I had a lovely time roaming the beech and pine woods, mostly feeling like I had the place to myself as I was decidedly near the back where people tend to be more spread out, and was also able to ‘run’ more of it than I was expecting when I set out. I made it home within a few minutes of when I’d expected to at approx. 1hr10, acknowledging that my current run pace over anything but very short distances is decidedly more of a shuffle at the moment, and counting that as a success for where I am today. Given my previous longest distances for the year have been entirely parkruns at 5k, and that I’ve taken those from 50 minutes down to 35-39 minutes, I’m taking that as a win for now. More importantly, I’ve proven to myself I can probably shuffle my butt around a 10k if I want to, and runs down to Gibside from home are also a doable option. I didn’t even have an afternoon nap!

Never really being one for a medal, I am still quite taken with the prospect of a goody bag to fossack through, and am now the proud owner of a new water bottle, and enough bits to count for lunch for work tomorrow. Queen Bozzle has a new buff too!

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Hellhole 10k

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It’s that time of year again, the weather is cooling down nicely and we’re all dreaming of hot soups and stews, autumn colours, warm fuzzy jumpers and big coats… And plague. For the human respiratory system for some reason is fine in most temperature conditions, but heaven forbid it has to cope with any sort of change. Phlegm for you Sir, lots of it, and maybe a headache and swollen glands. A human body in full immune response doesn’t do subtle or attractive!

I skipped park run on Saturday, particularly knowing I was booked in for Hellhole on Sunday, and decided I’d play it by ear on Sunday morning before deciding whether I was going or not. At this point I was still at the sore throat level, I have since levelled up and am now a full-blown (ha-ha) snothead boss! Lucky me huh. Obviously I did decide to run it, or we wouldn’t even be here, but decided I’d take it slow, wrap up, walk if I needed to and just get round. First time since last winter I’ve had ye olde thermal top on! I had my running lights on earlier in the week too, the dark nights are fast approaching!

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Anyway, nice and snug I was – thermal for my chest, buff for my neck, soothers in belt pouch, trail shoes on, ready to go! I’ve not done Hellhole before, nor been to Stanley – only driven through it so I didn’t really know what to except for this one,  other than being slightly suspicious of anything called ‘multi-terrain’ and having resigned myself to hills.

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